Beautiful robot, Maggie Rizer, performs the debilitating task of withstanding heat and immense weight in multiple layers of heavy Viktor & Rolf couture. Not a drop of sweat wept from her blemish-free, steel forehead as she rotated apathetically to the great amusement of the fashion crowd. This presentation marked the design brilliance of Viktor Horsting and Rolf Snoeren, while also alerting the world of their penchant for sadistic biparty performance. I’m a fan.
Chanel gives us this Canadian maple snowboard. I need it. I crave it. I taste it. I wonder the remarks I would receive whilst standing in-line with the other “bro” boarders? They’d probably remark on how beautiful my board is — and we would continue gushing about the new BUTT issue and how off the new Pantone color of the year is. A perfect day.
Vancouver is Awesome’s new crest is amazing. Dogwood, skunks, ‘coons, and totems: What other than those four images fills our days and nights better? For those who don’t know, the above crest gestures to British Columbia’s coat of arms (below).
